Benefits when you're cute: More people notice you, more people talk to you, people listen to you, you get jobs easier, you get dates easier, it's easier to get into a relationship, people text you back faster, you get more followers, you get on those fuckyeah sites faster, you feel better about yourself.
Benefits when you're ugly: you don't get raped.
normal teenagers when parents are away: PARTY, ALCOHOL, SEX
me when parents are away: I CAN SING OUT LOUD AND EAT EVERYTHING
mum: why are there finger prints on the tv screen?
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mum: you've been stroking the actors' faces again haven't you